Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be - Brossura

Dreben, Rich E., M.d.; Knight, Murdoc, M.d.; Sindhian, Marty A., M.d.

Brossura

ISBN 10: 0312680082 ISBN 13: 9780312680084

Casa editrice: Griffin, 2011

Riassunto

A very funny collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose.
The human imagination truly knows no limits. Without it, there would be no great art, no advances in science and technology, and no extreme sports. Without it, we'd also be deprived of the many insights into human nature that we get out of witnessing other people do shockingly imprudent things and then try to rationalize them. Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose.

"It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."

"My hands were full."

"I fell."

These and many other ludicrous excuses are what emergency room doctors hear every day from patients who check in with various items inserted where the sun don't shine, stuck in various orifices, or ingested in other ways.

How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? And is the rectum truly the best place to store your bronzed baby shoes? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a rectal thermometer in its intended place, but how about your six-year-old daughter's Barbie doll?

Start browsing this hilarious collection of images – you'll be surprised at the patients' creativity and the medical information provided. And: Don't try this at home.…

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Informazioni sull?autore

Rich Dreben, M.D., is a board-certified psychiatrist who has treated patients in multiple outpatient settings, the psychiatric emergency room, and jail psychiatry clinics. Dr. Dreben currently practices psychiatry in California.

Murdoc Knight, M.D., is a board-certified emergency physician attending, working at multiple hospitals in Massachusetts. He holds degrees in biomedical engineering and medicine from the University of California.

Marty A. Sindhian, M.D., is a board-certified adult psychiatrist who specializes in psychosomatic medicine and forensic psychiatry. He works and teaches in a hospital in California, while also having a small private practice.

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A very funny collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. The human imagination truly knows no limits. Without it, there would be no great art, no advances in science and technology, and no extreme sports. Without it, we’d also be deprived of the many insights into human nature that we get out of witnessing other people do shockingly imprudent things and then try to rationalize them. Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose. “It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.” “My hands were full.” “I fell.” These and many other ludicrous excuses are what emergency room doctors hear every day from patients who check in with various items inserted where the sun don’t shine, stuck in various orifices, or ingested in other ways. How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? And is the rectum truly the best place to store your bronzed baby shoes? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a rectal thermometer in its intended place, but how about your six-year-old daughter’s Barbie doll? Start browsing this hilarious collection of images – you’ll be surprised at the patients’ creativity and the medical information provided. And: Don’t try this at home.…

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Stuck Up!

100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't BeBy Rich E. Dreben, M.D.

St. Martin's Griffin

Copyright © 2011 Rich E. Dreben, M.D.
All right reserved.
ISBN: 9780312680084

Stuck Up!

BOTTOM CHEF

Not Just for Rice Anymore

In Korean culture, some believe that one should never place chopsticks directly into a receptacle, like a bowl, in order to prop up the chopsticks. Such an act signifies death. No wonder North and South Korea always seem so stressed out.

This individual had no problem sticking his chopsticks anywhere. In fact, he may have been directly taunting death by risking an intestinal tear or infection by putting these in his receptacle.

While the chopsticks in this image are metal, chopsticks are typically made of bamboo or plastic, and, at times, bone, ivory, or wood. An August 2007 article on the China Daily Web site reported that the secretary general of the China Cuisine Association (CCA) said that China produced and disposed of more than 45 billion pairs of wooden chopsticks annually. The secretary general estimated that this practice cost the Chinese environment approximately 25 million trees. We're not sure what percentage of chopsticks is used for the purpose demonstrated in this X-ray, but hopefully those chopsticks are not reused afterward. That would certainly give new meaning to the word, Pu Pu platter.

Someone Switched This Patient's Usual Cup of Coffee with ...

We've seen plenty of bottles stuck up patients' rears, but not nearly as many cups, even though they both hold liquids. This is not surprising given the shape of each. Images like the one in the accompanying X-ray naturally make people wonder if a cup can even get all the way up there. Doesn't the object seem much bigger than the pathway?

Basic biomechanics provide the answers here. Most skin and mucosa have certain viscoelastic properties, meaning that with enough pressure and time, one can fit surprisingly large objects through a relatively small, yet viscoelastic, space. Now you know how babies are born!

Obviously, this property is finite. There is still a limit as to how large an object can ultimately fit without causing a tear or damage. We're not sure what the record is, but we'll continue to keep track of people who try to set it.

Which Fork Does Etiquette Suggest You Use Here?

For utensils to be useful for handling food, they must be long and easy to grip. This feature also makes them great for other activities, too. Often, picking the right utensil for a specific use can be a difficult task. For purposes such as this, a knife is obviously too sharp and may cause damage, while a spoon could potentially be too dull and thereby not as stimulating. Goldilocks would have probably made the same choice, assuming she did not have any mental issues after having to run for her life from three talking bears.

We think a slightly safer choice would have been a spork, although sporks are often hard to come by as they are typically used only by children, who are far too smart to do this.

The more important consideration would be the composition of the silverware. Although worse for the environment, we would hope that people choose plastic, disposable utensils for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, this patient and most others choose stainless steel, probably for the durability and easy handling. Or perhaps they finally found a reason to break out the fine china.

Ultimately, you could summarize this case by saying that when this patient reached for a fork, he took it on the road less traveled, and that made all the difference.

Pain in the Glass

The comedian Janeane Garofalo once quipped, "I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth." Sadly, the accidental ingestion of small pieces of glass is no laughing matter.

One patient, while eating a shrimp and rigatoni dinner at his favorite restaurant, suddenly felt severe pain in his throat, followed later by chest pain. After he completed his meal--yes, after--the patient went to the ER, where the physician discovered glass in the patient's bowels and a perforation of the patient's esophagus. These injuries ultimately healed.

The patient asked the restaurant to reimburse him his $200 co-pay for the hospitalization, to which the restaurant agreed. We were surprised by this, considering that when we see physician procedures cause perforations, patients typically ask for far more than their co-pay. In this case, he might have at least also asked for a gift certificate for a free meal ... at another restaurant.

A Fishy Story

It's the same old story. A patient once explained that he spent a relaxing day fishing in the ocean. He brought his knife along to cut some bait and clean fish. He than continued the story by saying, "I was fishing, and I must have fallen asleep and rolled around on the ground where the knife was. Next thing I knew, I had this knife in me." Yet another falling asleep fishing and rolling onto a knife story. If you've heard one, you've heard them all.

What not everyone has heard of is how dangerous fish can truly be because of all sorts of special bacteria that come with fish. The bacteria can even spread to and infect the brain, which may be the true reason fish is known as brain food.

In fact, seafood comes with so many health risks that if we were to review them all it might make you the opposite of a pescatarian, a person who avoids eating most animals but will eat fish.

So someone might conclude from the above that if you want to win the fight against a health problem, perhaps you should have lots of cases that scare people. Maybe after this book we will actually see fewer cases of inserted or ingested foreign bodies ... though knowing human nature, quite possibly not.

Just Beat It

This patient's reasons were obvious. Beaters work by really being able to get into and penetrate whatever they are mixing. The multiple prongs maximize what the beater can grab. With all this penetrating and grabbing, getting this beater off--oops, we mean, out--was challenging. We had to get the patient to use his sensations to direct our movements to get the beater out, as offbeat as that sounds.

Using beaters properly is particularly important when cooking a soufflé. A soufflé is composed of stiffly beaten egg whites that are folded into a sweet or savory base. You may have heard the classic lore that by opening or closing the door of the oven the soufflé may fall. This demise actually happens due to a quick change in temperature from opening and closing the door to the oven. Any grease or dirt on the cooking utensils can prevent the egg whites from rising and also lead to collapse. Therefore, upon removal, the beater in this X-ray should not be used to make a soufflé.

Some Sneezes May Require More Than a "Bless You"

We have peppered this vignette with all sorts of facts. Wikipedia states that black peppercorns were found stuffed in the nostrils of the Pharaoh Ramesses II, ruler of Egypt, who died more than 3,000 years ago. More recently, a pepper shaker, presumably full of ground peppercorns, was found stuffed in the rectum of this individual. This patient's medical records do not comment on whether his act was a modern interpretation of the ancient mummification ritual or whether he had heard that in ancient India, where black pepper is thought to have originated, it was used to treat conditions such as constipation, diarrhea, indigestion, cough, and nasal congestion. Using pepper to decrease nasal congestion seems as intelligent as eating spicy Indian food to decrease diarrhea.

So for those who may be tempted to follow this example, let us consider that if black pepper makes people sneeze when it's inhaled, just imagine the effect down below.

The Pepsi Challenge

This type of bottle is made of hygroscopic material, which has the ability to absorb water, like the colon. Approximately 97 out of 100 physicians recommend allowing the colon to function on its own, without the aid of a bottle. The three others replied, "No comment."

Patients who suffer from the problem of having a bottle stuck up their rear are often not honest about what happened. Here are some examples:

PATIENT A: Doc, I was vacuuming in the nude, and I fell. It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million-to-one.

PATIENT B: My hands were full.

PATIENT C: I swore this would never happen again. This time I made sure to put a string in the bottle and closed the cap. When I pulled the string, there was nothing on the other end.

Note the angle at which this bottle is inserted, near the prostate. An article published in The New England Journal of Medicine in 1985 indicated that major colas might affect sperm motility. Perhaps this patient was trying to figure this out for himself.

So Would It Taste Salty?

Doctors often recommend that patients reduce their daily sodium intake. One patient clearly did not heed those warnings.

Table salt is traditionally made of the compound sodium chloride. One of the most common forms of high blood pressure can be affected by salt intake. This patient had more than high blood pressure to worry about, though, which probably raised his blood pressure even more.

Salt can have some benefits. In America, salt contains iodine. If you do not have iodine, your brain sends hormonal messages to the thyroid that may cause it to grow larger and develop a goiter in an attempt to make more thyroid hormone. The thyroid gland can grow so large that it can wrap around the throat and extend down into the chest. If it could extend down a little further perhaps it could push out the salt.

If your doctor tells you to decrease your salt intake, you can remind him that use of salt in moderation can be a good thing, or you can completely ignore him. Just please don't say, "You can shove it up your butt."

Message from a Bottle

As you have probably realized, we see a lot of bottles these days. Actually, we are seeing a lot more bottle these days. Coca-Cola's Web site states that in the 1950s, consumers first had the choice of the "traditional 6.5-ounce contour bottle" or larger bottle sizes of 10, 12, or 26 ounces of Coca-Cola in the 1980s. Today, the same product is available in 1 liter (33 ounces) and 2 liter (66 ounces) bottles. This increase in size makes the practice pictured here a little tougher.

Such an increase in portion size is not limited to Coca-Cola. A recent study examined the ratio of meal size to head size in fifty-two depictions of the Last Supper produced from AD 1000 to 2000. The results indicated that over the past millennium, main dish size has doubled.

Given these trends, the number of people who are becoming obese has also doubled. Per a recent national survey, 33.8 percent of U.S. adults are obese, meaning they have a body mass index of more than 30. The Body Mass Index (BMI) is calculated by dividing a person's weight in pounds by the square of that person's height in feet, although this system is not perfect. It does not take into consideration whether a person's weight might be comprised of muscle versus fat. Nor does it consider anything stored in the patient's bottom.

Don't Want to Be Born with This in Your Mouth

There is an old Romanian saying, "Do not put your spoon into the pot, which does not boil for you." We think there should be another saying that admonishes people not to put spoons into any opening that does not consume food for you.

In one case reported by physicians in the United Kingdom, an adult had a teaspoon removed from his colon due to the pain it caused--only ten years after he had swallowed it! Not surprisingly, this patient was drunk at the time of the ingestion, which is why you shouldn't ingest alcohol with a spoon. In 2007 an Australian woman accidentally swallowed a spoon during a laughing fit while eating pasta. In January 2010, the Daily Mirror reported that a bulimic woman accidentally swallowed a spoon while trying to induce vomiting. Astute readers will note the irony here. On the other hand, it can also be argued that the spoon was essentially calorie-free.

Finally, there is the case from the Netherlands that surprises even us. A female patient was found to have not one, not two, but seventy-eight different pieces of flatware in her body. That must have been quite a Pampered Chef party. At least she was smart enough to make sure none of the utensils were knives--though "smart" is probably a poor choice of words.

We Thought Tuna Was Good for You

Chicken of the where?

Most people we know tend to hold strong views about tuna fish, especially the smell, although the smell may not have improved with the action performed by this patient. On the one hand, some people love to eat tuna because it is high in protein and omega-3 fatty acids; others, however, are concerned about the mercury content. One thing that everybody presumably agrees on: It's the fish and not the can that you should focus on.

One patient was brought to the hospital after he reported ingesting the rolled lid of a tuna can. The patient was a prisoner with schizophrenia, so we don't know if the act was driven by the patient's possible psychotic state, or just an attempt to get out of prison. Either way it was clear the fish was no brain food for this patient.

We do know that while certain health-care providers and organizations recommend a limited amount of tuna consumption for children and pregnant women, all health-care providers recommend completely avoiding ingestion of tuna can lids.

The Thirst Quencher

Our body already consists of 70 percent water, so what's the harm with a little extra? Unfortunately, this is an ineffective method of hydration. The surface of the rectum is covered by a thin layer called mucosa, which can absorb medicines rapidly. The rapid absorption enables physicians to give medications by rectum when patients cannot tolerate medications via the mouth and stomach. Finally, a valid reason to stick something up there.

Nevertheless, absorbing a high volume of fluid this way is impossible. The small intestine is responsible for most water absorption, while the large intestine, which is between the small intestine and rectum, actually releases water. Therefore, any fluid that's injected in the anus would cause even more fluid to come right back out, the basis of an enema and many bathroom cleanings.

Not only is this practice of water bottle insertion not beneficial, it can be harmful. Research shows that many types of plastic bottles erode and can release chemicals that are carcinogens, or cancer-causing substances. Some of these chemicals can have a powerful effect on our hormones and reproductive organs, and not in a male enhancement, "the time is now," little blue pill sort of way. In other words, consider forgoing the plastic bottle for a glass or stainless steel receptacle.

STUCK UP! Copyright © 2011 by Rich E. Dreben, M.D., Murdoc Knight,

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Dettagli dell?edizione

• Editore: Griffin
• Data di pubblicazione: 2011
• Lingua: Inglese
• ISBN 10: 0312680082
• ISBN 13: 9780312680084
• Rilegatura: Copertina flessibile
• Numero edizione: 1
• Numero di pagine: 210
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