How To Raise A Jewish Dog: By Rabbis of Boca Fraton Theological Seminary - Brossura

Weiner, Ellis; Davilman, Barbara

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ISBN 10: 0316154660 ISBN 13: 9780316154666

Casa editrice: Little, Brown US, 2008

Riassunto

Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl.

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Descrizione del libro:

Everything the dog owner needs to know to nurture a canine companion with both an exaggerated sense of his own wonderfulness and paralyzing self-doubt

L'autore:

Ellis Weiner has been an editor of National Lampoon, a columnist for Spy, and a contributor to many magazines, including The New Yorker, the New York Times Magazine, and Barbara Davilman is a writer for television and movies.

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• Editore: Little, Brown US
• Data di pubblicazione: 2008
• ISBN 10: 0316154660
• ISBN 13: 9780316154666
• Rilegatura: Copertina flessibile
• Numero di pagine: 176