The PMS Outlaws: An Elizabeth Macpherson Novel - Rilegato

McCrumb, Sharyn

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ISBN 10: 0345382315 ISBN 13: 9780345382313

Casa editrice: Ballantine Books, 2000

Riassunto

Forensic anthropologist Elizabeth MacPherson and her brother are on the trail of the "PMS Outlaws"--an escaped convict and her fugitive attorney who attack men in pickup joints.

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L'autore

Sharyn McCrumb is a New York Times bestselling author whose work has been cited for "Outstanding Contribution to Appalachian Literature."  She has received the Chaffin and Plattner Awards for Southern fiction, two Best Appalachian Novel awards, and many other honors.  She launched her acclaimed Appalachian Ballad novel series with If Ever I Return, Pretty Peggy-O.

Sharyn McCrumb has been writer-in-residence at King College (Tennessee) and Shepherd College (West Virginia), and she has lectured on her work at universities and libraries throughout the United States and Europe.  She lives and writes in the Virginia Blue Ridge.
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If he stayed chained naked to this post much longer, there just wouldn't be any afterward to the foreplay.

Randy Templeton shivered in the soft darkness, wondering whether the girls would think him ungrateful if he called out to hurry them along. It was damp and nearly dark in the basement of the Lonesome Rose Bar, but mostly it was cold. People could say what they wanted to about extra body fat; the spare tire around his middle wasn't doing a thing to keep him warm. He hated to think what shape he'd be in without it.

Whoever had air-conditioned the roadhouse had made a pitiful job of it, too. The barroom itself was hotter than a hubcap in August, while down here beneath, it felt like penguin heaven. If it weren't so dark, he could probably see his breath. He wondered if the girls would mind the cold. He could suggest someplace more comfortable, but he didn't want to ruin the spontaneity of the occasion. Besides, he wasn't sure that motels in his price range took postdated checks.

Randy hoped there weren't any rats around. He had seen a horror movie once where a guy was chained in a dungeon someplace, and rats had come out and started gnawing on his toes. Just thinking about it made him shiver even more than he already had been. He'd never hear rats over the thump of the jukebox from above. At least he had kept his boots on. He wriggled his wrists in the handcuffs, thinking they must be trick cuffs from a store that specialized in magic items and practical jokes, but the steel bands remained firmly shut, yielding no hidden catch. His fingers were beginning to feel numb. Real handcuffs . . . his mind shied away from any more speculation on this point. What with the cold and all, he was having a hard enough time maintaining the mood without going into philosophical suppositions about sexy and gorgeous chicks who carried regulation handcuffs.

Where were those two girls, anyhow? They said they'd gone off to slip into something leather and scanty, but he didn't hear any giggles around the corner. The jukebox again, probably. Its base notes were rolling across the floor above him in a tidal wave of noise. What were those girls' names again? He couldn't quite remember. Maybe he should just stick to calling them "Honey" and "Darlin' "—women were so touchy about things like proper names. He didn't want to spoil the evening, which was the most exciting thing that had happened to him since he'd got one of the lucky bottle caps in the drink machine at the plant and won a hundred bucks just in time to make a car payment.

He couldn't believe his luck this time. He'd stopped in at the roadhouse after work for a quick one (by which he meant a drink), and before he could say "Colorado Kool-Aid" (by which he meant Coors), two good-looking women in jean shorts and halter tops had come up to him, one on each side, smiling up at him, until he began to wonder who they had mistaken him for. People did say he looked a little like Randy Travis in the right light—if he sucked in his gut and combed his hair forward over his bald spot.

He thought the game would be up when he told them his name. He said, "I'm Randy . . ." and for a few seconds he thought about saying, ". . . Travis," but nervousness impaired his fluency in lying, and he had blurted out "Templeton," the only word in his otherwise empty brain. They just kept smiling, as if they weren't disappointed at all. Then they started making small talk, only instead of yelling loud enough to be heard over the music, they had whispered up close in his ear, until their tongues almost touched his earlobes. It warmed him up just thinking about it. He had made a few gallant remarks about how the two of them were prettier than— . . . something or other. . . . He couldn't quite remember what he had said, but it must have been good, because they had smiled knowingly at him and edged in even closer.

But there were two of them. One part of his mind kept waiting for them to ask him if he had a friend, while his remaining brain cells tried to choose which one he wanted and then decide how to get her away from her companion. One of them was a wiry-looking blonde who looked like she played softball or rode horses—a real tomboy; the other one was a top-heavy Miss America type, just shy of being plump, but with the few extra pounds distributed in some wonderful places. What were their names? They were pretty all right, but they weren't the usual sort of girl that you saw in the Lonesome Rose. They talked like schoolteachers, now that he thought about it: all carefully pronounced words, with proper English as far as he could tell, and not much drawl in their voices. Maybe they were schoolteachers. Maybe those X-rated skin flicks he checked out from the Video Mart & Tanning Parlor, with titles like Lessons in Lust and Sex Ed at Honey High, were documentaries.

At that point in the conversation, Randy had been thinking that he could star in a skin flick called Horny Zombie in Deep Shock, when those two gorgeous creatures made it clear that he didn't have to choose between them. He could have them both. They worked as a team, they said. Well, hot damn.

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• Editore: Ballantine Books
• Data di pubblicazione: 2000
• ISBN 10: 0345382315
• ISBN 13: 9780345382313
• Rilegatura: Copertina rigida
• Numero edizione: 1
• Numero di pagine: 295