Can a tubby girl take on all of life's obstacles and slay them in victory?!?! Probably not, but she does have fun trying in Hooray For Me: a Foggy Memoir by self-proclaimed-brilliant author, Ello Black This biography of of me and my historical non-fiction remembrance of what I remember. Hooray For Me: a Foggy Memoir has already been hailed as one of the easiest books to download-- ever! While writing Hooray For Me: A Foggy Memoir, I was asked several questions- What is this book about? How much vodka will I need consume to get through it? Why did you want to write a memoir and not a book about tormented, metro-sexual vampires? Does anybody use the word metro-sexual anymore? Didn't you just buy three packs of bacon yesterday? Hooray For Me is a compilation of compiled stories that are typed because my handwriting is worse than a doctor filling out a prescription with a fountain pen, while riding in a NYC cab, when it's sleeting. And, I'm not sure why this doctor is filing out a prescription in a cab, but I would avoid said doctor, that sounds way too shady for me. Yeh, now that I think of it, don't go to that doctor. After reading Hooray for Me you will probably be so sad and want to read 500 pages more- you may even fall into a mild to moderate depression after reading it (for other reasons) but please don't fret- my next novel will be out shortly, sometime in 2017. Until then please read Hooray For Me: a Foggy Memoir, I think you will really enjoy it as much as I did. Thank you very much!!!!
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Thank you so very much for taking the time to read Hooray for Me: A Foggy Memoir. So many people have asked me what took me so long to write this book (and that was kind of rude) its because I had to learn how to spell memoir, and peroneal artery- that's not in this book but I missed that word on a test 8 years ago; still bugs me. Anyway, this is a dream come true to finally have my book out and I'm relieved that its released before the Mayan zombies come out and apocalypse us all. If you have any questions, need queso or bbq cooking tips or my advice on fashion- please feel free to visit my website hoorayforme.net anytime!!!Review:
"Stop stalking me. No, you can't stay in the guestroom. That is not a pull-out sofa. No, you can't have that sandwich. Steve, call the police." Tina Sloan, actress on Guiding Light and author of Changing Shoes
"As a former State Representative, I have no authority or jurisdiction to dismiss your parking tickets. Please stop asking me." Sue Schechter
"I hope you enjoy Yippie for I by my dearest friend, Ellen Brown." Robert Leleux, author of The Living End and The Memoirs of a Beautiful Boy.
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Descrizione libro A Pony Name Alice Productions, 2012. Paperback. Condizione libro: Brand New. 96 pages. 9.00x0.22x6.00 inches. In Stock. Codice libro della libreria zk0615660584
Descrizione libro A Pony Name Alice Productions, 2012. Paperback. Condizione libro: New. book. Codice libro della libreria 615660584
Descrizione libro A Pony Name Alice Productions, 2012. Paperback. Condizione libro: New. book. Codice libro della libreria 0615660584