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Riassunto: It should have been the perfect vacation. A beautiful island without a soul in sight. Blue sea so clear I can see the reef. Palm trees swaying in the wind, and a girl with barely a scrap of clothing on.
There is only one problem. She is a zombie and she wants to eat me.
That's right. My only companion is a creature with a hunger for human flesh. I should bash in her brains and toss her in the ocean but I don't have a volleyball to talk to.
All I have is this diary and my own Zombie-Wilson.
From the Author:
I Hate Coconuts
Apparently, there are multiple ways to spell coconut. There is the version without an 'A' henceforth known as "The Coconut." Then there is the little sucker with an 'A' that makes it sound like it should be in a tall mocha. Don't get me wrong, coconuts are great. Without coconut, German chocolate cake would be layers of cake surrounded by a puddle of syrup.
We wouldn't get coconut cream pie - it would just be cream pie and that is only good for throwing at clowns. Think of all the wonderful Thai dishes that rely on coconut milk. Now imagine those made with goat milk and you will imagine a world in peril.
A fancy drink at a tropical getaway is very fine in a coconut shell, but let's be honest here. You could toss the coconut shell and just mix the stuff in a coffee mug and it would get you just as buzzed.
Now, according to Wiki - the online source I do ALL of my important research on - the reason coconut is sometimes spelled as cocoanut is "That is the old fashioned form of the word." Really? That's the best that the world authority of unverified information can come up with?
No wonder I had to go through this manuscript with a fine tooth comb and correct all the misspellings of coconut. I now hate the word. It can burn in the nine pits of hell with all the words that end with some variation of -ible and -able. Those snide little monkeys that have a life of their own and frequently run around with "I before E" words.
So, I hate coconuts. And cocoanuts, for that matter.
For the purposes of this manuscript I have chosen to use the spelling of coconut. I apologize to the old fashioned people in advance.
-Timothy W. Long
Titolo: The Zombie-Wilson Diaries
Casa editrice: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Data di pubblicazione: 2010
Condizione libro: very good
Descrizione libro CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. Paperback. Condizione libro: GOOD. Good clean copy with no missing pages might be an ex library copy; Possibly may have minor marginal notes and or highlighting. Codice libro della libreria 2511462614
Descrizione libro CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2010. Condizione libro: Very Good. Great condition for a used book! Minimal wear. Codice libro della libreria GRP92198911
Descrizione libro 2010. Soft cover. Condizione libro: Very Good. SOFTCOVER. TEXT CLEAN AND TIGHT. COVER SHOWS SLIGHT WEAR. SIGNATURE OF AUTHOR SIGNED OVER HIS NAME ON TITLE PAGE. Codice libro della libreria BAa8390B
Descrizione libro CreateSpace, 2010. Paperback. Condizione libro: Used: Good. Codice libro della libreria SONG1450542565
Descrizione libro Condizione libro: Very Good. Book Condition: Very Good. Codice libro della libreria 97814505425623.0