Paid to Poop: A Humorous Look at Work and How to Avoid It: Volume 1 - Brossura

Myers, Brad

Brossura

ISBN 10: 0985591803 ISBN 13: 9780985591809

Casa editrice: Brad Myers, 2012

Riassunto

If you’re looking for a gift this year that “Gag Gift Forgettables” magazine called, “Simply Stupid!” or “Useless Garbage” then you’re in the right place! This year, give the ones you love/hate the gift of a Christmas book! Whether you like them or not, nothing says f-you to a child on xmas morning like the gift of reading or learning. When your dummies are trying to read it, they’ll say things like, “Huh?”, “I’m dumber now”, and “You know this guy?”

Neither book did well in terms of sales, likeability, or worthiness, but this Christmas you can stick it to a billionaire by purchasing these cheap gifts and make them produce and ship garbage around the world! Sure, I’ll get a few pennies for the sale, but hey, pennies are useless now, too! For a measly $6-$7, you and your family can uncomfortably giggle while opening something the whole family can use to level that dining room table.

“Why so cheap?” I’ve been asked this question so many time. It’s simple: I need money to buy my people real gifts, not something dumb like a book. Get yours today before the tariffs hit making reading something of the pastitalreadyis.

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Is the seat you’re sitting on made of leather or cloth? You might want to try a plastic seat over a porcelain bowl because "Paid to Poop" is a book best enjoyed while relaxing in your favorite stall during your daily “you time”. After relaxing in there with a few chapters from “Paid to Poop”, you should have giggled to yourself, scowled at the last person who left the bathroom without washing their hands, and understood which stall you should have used.“Paid to Poop” creatively describes various common and not so common practices in the workplace. It’s a book that contains a hodge-podge of humorous wit about workplace protocol and clever ways to deal with it. For example, one of the chapters titled, “Answering Email”, offers my experience in this area with funny examples and questionable insight. In another chapter, I address, “Job Interviews”, where you learn to apply my mostly fake APE (Apply, Prepare, Excite) approach to help job interviews become more enjoyable and ease the stress of finding a job.“Paid to Poop” is a gift book with enough pages per chapter to allow you to finish comfortably and enjoy yourself. It is a comedic reference manual for managers, a how-to for lazy employees and an office handbook for anyone. This book is going to make you laugh and provide at least one more fun thing to do in the bathroom while you get “Paid to Poop”.

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Informazioni sull'autore

Paid to Poop is my first book and you can really tell by the horrible writing and questionable humor. My qualifications for writing a book about office humor and pooping are probably the same as yours: I work in an office and I poop. So we're really all experts - you should write a book too! I enjoy playing with my family and riding my motorcycles and making people laugh. My wife is my best friend because we have fun together and I can borrow money without having to pay it back. My kids are better than yours but that is up for debate and for sale. What? I live my life to have fun and to make fun of it. I do find myself taking things too seriously sometimes and I try to reign myself back in by picturing everyone in their underwear. But I'm usually doing that all the time anyway - hence the creepy smirk on my face. Buy the book, read some of it, drop me a note on what you think - I'd seriously like to know if you thought it was funny. I'll cry, but at least I'll know.

Dettagli dell'edizione

• Editore: Brad Myers
• Data di pubblicazione: 2012
• Lingua: Inglese
• ISBN 10: 0985591803
• ISBN 13: 9780985591809
• Rilegatura: Copertina flessibile
• Numero di pagine: 136
• Contatto del produttore: Manufactured by Amazon on behalf of the author; https://www.amazon.it/hz/contact-us; ; c/o Amazon Media EU S.à.r.l., 38 Avenue John F. Kennedy; Luxembourg; L-1855; Lussemburgo