🍭 THE RISE AND ROT OF RANCID ROYALTY 🍭
A Sweet Fable Gone Sour—90 Pages of Candy-Coated Chaos! Part fairy tale. Part food fight. All rebellion.
Candy Mountain sparkled—glazed in gumdrops, crowned in frosting, and ruled by sugar-crazed Royals with sticky fingers and bottomless appetites. It was the sweetest kingdom in the universe—until the sugar ran dry!
When the Royals chewed through the last of the sugar supply, they built monstrous refineries to pump out artificial sweetener by the bucket full. But their factories poisoned the sky, melted the perma-frosting—and unleashed something far worse: the Candy Rot of 2020.
The plague ruins everything and King Orangello the Overripe flees the throne, retreating to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of denial and fake frosting—as the kingdom crumbles, lick by lick.
But just when all hope has curdled… a rebel rises. Laffin’ Taffin’ Taylor, a sassafras lovin’ spitfire, rides in to lasso the lies, wrangle the rot, and lead a frosting-fueled rebellion.
Filled with marshmallow mayhem, sugar-coated satire, and rhyming rebellion songs. The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty is a twisted fairytale about corruption, greed, courage— and a full-on royal revolution topped with sprinkles.
Perfect for fans of fractured fables, unapologetically oddball worlds, and stories where cupcakes carry pitchforks, this frosted epic proves that:
✨Not every queen needs a crown.
🍬Sometimes frosting fades.
🔥But grit? Grit sticks.
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Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. THE RISE AND ROT OF RANCID ROYALTY A Sweet Fable Gone Sour-80 Pages of Candy-Coated Chaos! Part fairy tale. Part food fight. All rebellion.Candy Mountain sparkled-glazed in gumdrops, crowned in frosting, and ruled by sugar-crazed Royals with sticky fingers and bottomless appetites. It was the sweetest kingdom in the universe-until the sugar ran dry!When the Royals chewed through the last of the sugar supply, they built monstrous refineries to pump out artificial sweetener by the bucket full. But their factories poisoned the sky, melted the perma-frosting-and unleashed something far worse: the Candy Rot of 2020.The plague ruins everything and King Orangello the Overripe flees the throne, retreating to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of denial and fake frosting-as the kingdom crumbles, lick by lick.But just when all hope has curdled. a rebel rises. Laffin' Taffin' Taylor, a sassafras lovin' spitfire, rides in to lasso the lies, wrangle the rot, and lead a frosting-fueled rebellion.Filled with marshmallow mayhem, sugar-coated satire, and rhyming rebellion songs. The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty is a twisted fairytale about corruption, greed, courage- and a full-on royal revolution topped with sprinkles.Perfect for fans of fractured fables, unapologetically oddball worlds, and stories where cupcakes carry pitchforks, this frosted epic proves that: Not every queen needs a crown.Sometimes frosting fades.But grit? Grit sticks. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability. Codice articolo 9798991798754
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Taschenbuch. Condizione: Neu. nach der Bestellung gedruckt Neuware - Printed after ordering - ¿¿¿¿ THE RISE AND ROT OF RANCID ROYALTY ¿¿¿¿A Sweet Fable Gone Sour-80 Pages of Candy-Coated Chaos! Part fairy tale. Part food fight. All rebellion.Candy Mountain sparkled-glazed in gumdrops, crowned in frosting, and ruled by sugar-crazed Royals with sticky fingers and bottomless appetites. It was the sweetest kingdom in the universe-until the sugar ran dry!When the Royals chewed through the last of the sugar supply, they built monstrous refineries to pump out artificial sweetener by the bucket full. But their factories poisoned the sky, melted the perma-frosting-and unleashed something far worse: the Candy Rot of 2020.The plague ruins everything and King Orangello the Overripe flees the throne, retreating to Mar-a-Mango Manor in a swirl of denial and fake frosting-as the kingdom crumbles, lick by lick.But just when all hope has curdled. a rebel rises. Laffin' Taffin' Taylor, a sassafras lovin' spitfire, rides in to lasso the lies, wrangle the rot, and lead a frosting-fueled rebellion.Filled with marshmallow mayhem, sugar-coated satire, and rhyming rebellion songs. The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty is a twisted fairytale about corruption, greed, courage- and a full-on royal revolution topped with sprinkles.Perfect for fans of fractured fables, unapologetically oddball worlds, and stories where cupcakes carry pitchforks, this frosted epic proves that:¿Not every queen needs a crown.¿¿¿¿Sometimes frosting fades.¿¿¿¿But grit Grit sticks. Codice articolo 9798991798754
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Taschenbuch. Condizione: Neu. The Rise and Rot of Rancid Royalty | Luke Stoffel | Taschenbuch | Englisch | 2025 | Cinderly Press | EAN 9798991798754 | Verantwortliche Person für die EU: Libri GmbH, Europaallee 1, 36244 Bad Hersfeld, gpsr[at]libri[dot]de | Anbieter: preigu Print on Demand. Codice articolo 133473545
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