Jake's Guide to Getting Into Hell (Paperback)

Editore: Independently Published, 2025

ISBN 13: 9798271171130

Da: Grand Eagle Retail, Bensenville, IL, U.S.A.Grand Eagle Retail

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Paperback. Envision the Bible as a bad acid trip scripted by a drunk Carlin crashing a Hobby Lobby after-party, where Balaam's donkey dropkicks Leviticus to a Darkthrone polka remix while Dahmer twists balloon indulgences that pop with holy-water spritzes: Jake's Guide to Getting into Hell is a snark-slinging scripture-shredder where Jesus ghosts your rom-com wet dreams ("He'd swipe left on your heart doodles, sinner"), purity rings double as "genital gong show" gag props, and trans saints lead glitter-flamethrower parades torching hypocrite toupees ("Leviticus banned crop tops too?"). Jaques, Robicheaux, and Bannerman's unholy trinity turns Catholic clown-car crimes into "horror-comedy specials" (priests peddling forgiveness like Florida timeshares) and Heaven's dress code into a "straitjacket with sequins," climaxing in Hell's bash where hyena-Hitler yaps rally fails, peacock-Caligula face-plants the punch bowl, and Satan the fox slings absinthe with a wink ("Chaos between friends?"). It's The Office meets The Exorcist-eternal damnation as the afterparty upgrade, with Ash's cleavage-confession mic drop to Jake's "raccoon-in-leather" loneliness stealing the encore. Grab a kazoo and yeet your halo; Heaven's got crickets, but Hell's got the whoopee-cushion pews and a devil with devilishly better punchlines.If you're offended by laughter, truth, or the sound of your own hypocrisy farting like a deflating balloon, close this book, yeet into a dumpster, and go back to your prayer circle where the only thing burning is the incense and your patience. Jake doesn't care about your delicate feelings; he's too busy giggling at the absurdity of it all. This isn't a hug. It's a whoopee cushion in the pew. Welcome to Hell This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

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Titolo
Jake's Guide to Getting Into Hell (Paperback)
Autore
Ash Robacheaux
Editore
Independently Published
Anno di pubblicazione
2025
Condizione
new
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Paperback

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