Santa's Answers (From Beginner to Pro) (Paperback)

Paperback. Santa's Answers RED COVER Edition (BLACK & WHITE PAGES) Less Expensive to Print! Santa's Answers - BLUE COVER Edition (FULL COLOR PAGES) More Expensive to Print! Santa's Answers is a straightforward - How-to-book with photos and suggestions.Written by, Santa, Michael G. Uva at Ho* Ho* Ho* Publishing.Note from The Author!I have compiled the information for this book from a lot of great Santa sources. Either by speaking to them at FORBS or IBRBS meetings, researching books, and being a Santa Claus for almost 15 years now.I have worked at;The Grove - in Los Angeles.The Bel-Air Hotel. - Bel Air, Ca.TV Commercials - Rocket MortgageGwen Stefani - You Make It Feel Like Christmas!A Legendary Christmas with John and Chrissy Legend.Many years ago, I became an accidental Santa. From that, I ended up an accidental SAG actor. All due to an off chance of me just filling in a single time as the BIG guy! What's funny is, I, like most all of the Santa's that I have spoken to, never became Santa's to make money! (The paying job offers just seem to come out of nowhere.)Inside this book are many: How-to Photos. Examples of: Rosy Cheeks. for a dollar!How to make "Quick & Easy" Santa FootprintsNice List! - Handouts - Using a simple post card or 8 1/2 X 11 size paper.) Your clients will love them!So, Mom's, Dad's, Auntie's, Uncle's, if you want to make children think you are the real deal? Check-out this book! There are many tips on inexpensive ways to make being Santa a little less costly. This book might also help a few freshmen Santa's improve their events.Some Questions asked Santa Mike Uva: Are you the perfect Santa?Answer: No. I'm more of a Papa Smurf kind of guy! You know, a small, Red - Santa suited, human-like creature.What gives you the right to write a book on Santa?Answer: Fifteen years of doing so and always seeking to improve.Why did you write it?Answer: I just like helping people out when I can. (Maybe, that is why I was drawn to be a Santa.) If you are curious, I put a few words and some photos in the very back of this book about me. Later, if you feel like it, you can check out that section. Also see: My Santa life progression and travels are a bit of fun!But I'm betting right now, the reason you are reading this book is to learn how the Professional make Santa come to life. There are also many questions in this book that have been answered. Like these.How do I look like a professional Santa on a tight budget?Where do I purchase a reasonably priced "Beginners" Santa suit? What's an inexpensive tip for cleaning the Santa suit? All answered inside.Plus, there are plenty of, "Tricks of the Santa Trade" inside as well!More questions, more T.O.T's. and, Santa's Thoughts."I never use the word bigger when I speak to children." Why?Example: "Oh my, look how "big" you are?" (Could imply "fat or heavier")So, I simply ask them, "have you grown taller from last year?"Remember this NUMBER ONE Santa Rule! - BOTH HANDS IN THE PICTURE! (Helps Reduce Liability Problems) Unseen hands. Throw them high into the air and appear like you are waving in the photo! I have heard this from my client's guest on many occasions,"Hey, you should call that Santa guy that always smells like fresh baked sugar cookies!"That sort of recognizable catchphrase will give you, a Santa, the "Shiny Apple" effect. (We all want to pick that shiny apple out when buying produce, don't we?)If you decide to become a Professional Santa and spread cheer, good for you, great for all.Believe me when I say, years ago, when I first became a Santa, I never expected a dime, but I have since received thousands of extra cookies a year when I turned professional! That is a ho-ho-ho lot of milk and cookies!ORDED NOW!Look for my other 12+ books on Amazon! This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…