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Paperback. Condizione: Good. Grade 2 out 5 points. This is a used book. Books with this grade may have any of the following: Personalized notes/names, stickers/labels, markings on pages, bends/creases on cover/spine, ex-library markings, moderate wear on cover and pages. May not include extra materials such as dust jackets, access codes, CDs, accessories, etc. All orders ship by next business day! We are a small company and very thankful for your business!

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Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. Every bathroom has rules. No one wrote them down. Everyone knows them. Tales from the Toilet is a comedy series built around one universal truth: bathrooms are where dignity goes to negotiate. Each book is a collection of short stories about the moments no one talks about - the fake flushes, the standoffs, the sounds that can't be taken back, and the desperate return to your seat pretending nothing happened. Every story is short enough to read during a single visit. Every story features Carl - the mysterious, ever-present bathroom attendant who has been washing his hands at the same sink since before you arrived and will still be there long after you leave. Carl watches. Carl judges. Carl has a file on you. The file has tabs now. The series spans public restrooms, office bathrooms, gas stations at 2 a.m., airport stalls with screens that judge your hesitation, and eventually places bathrooms have no business being - zombie outbreaks, wizard councils, the end of the world. The setting changes. The stall does not. And Carl expands his jurisdiction. If you've ever flushed twice and hoped no one noticed, this series is about you. Wash your hands. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

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PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. Congress just legalized piracy.The Lee Bill authorizes civilian crews to intercept cartel vessels, seize drugs, and keep half the profits. On paper, it's a bold solution to the War on Drugs. In practice, it's Uber Eats for crime.Within months, the seas are crawling with licensed pirates-influencer crews livestreaming seizures, corporate operations running quarterly earnings calls on cocaine margins, and psychopaths who finally found a legal outlet for violence.Then there's Marcus Hale.A former Coast Guard commander with a failed marriage and a bleeding conscience, Marcus assembles a crew of misfits: a Florida redneck with a death wish, a paranoid tech genius, a cartel accountant seeking redemption, a revenge-driven former prosecutor, and a drunk ex-cop who's one bad day from the grave.Their mission: run the only honest privateer operation in America.Their problem: the system isn't designed for honesty."Tarantino meets The Office on the high seas."Authorized by Congress. Funded by cocaine. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. Meet Da Marvelous McCall. Kingpin. Entrepreneur. Legend. And possibly the worst businessman in history.He runs five businesses simultaneously: a nightclub where the drinks are watered down, a dispensary that keeps catching fire, a laundromat with "creative" plumbing, a barber shop where haircuts are more prayer than precision, and a church where his father preaches about fiscal responsibility while Da Marvelous does the exact opposite in the basement.His criminal goat Larry has mastered the art of grand larceny. His accountant Cherry keeps threatening to quit (but never does). His cousin Tito communicates primarily through panic. And his archnemesis Madame Pancake is planning the wedding of the century-with a tent that may or may not have "FRANK WAS HERE" written on it.But something's not quite right in Da Marvelous's empire.The money moves in ways that defy mathematics. His employees seem to exist in a state of permanent chaos that borders on the surreal. And no matter how catastrophically things go wrong, Da Marvelous keeps waking up each morning convinced he's the greatest businessman since Andrew Carnegie-if Andrew Carnegie had worn purple suits and bathed in Crown Royal.Then there's the pigeon.The pigeon that started everything. The pigeon that might explain everything. The pigeon that has more Instagram followers than some humans and recently signed a book deal that makes Da Marvelous unreasonably jealous.Perfect for readers who love: Absurdist comedy that sneaks up and punches you in the feelingsUnreliable narrators who are VERY confident despite being VERY wrongFound family dynamics (if your family includes a criminal goat and a mechanical dove named Eduardo)Stories that make you laugh until you cry, then cry for realDonald Goines meets Airplane! meets The Wizard of OzBooks where the phrase "allegedly sold cocaine to a mechanical dove" appears in a legal contextFrom the world of Lampert x Griffin Urban Universe(TM) comes a comedy about: What makes someone truly successful (spoiler: it's not money or power)The difference between the person you pretend to be and the person you areWhy sometimes the wildest fantasy is easier than facing real lifeAnd whether you can build something real on a foundation of absolute nonsenseWARNING: ContainsOne extremely criminal goat (unionized)Excessive use of Crown Royal for non-drinking purposesA dispensary fire that may or may not involve a toasterMathematical impossibilities presented as business strategyDanny DeVito cardboard cutout (allegedly stolen)Profound life lessons delivered by people in purple tracksuitsA wedding that redefines "organized chaos"References to churros that become emotionally significantZero business advice you should actually followAnd a twist that will make you want to immediately reread the entire book"The pigeon won the battle, but we won the war-by being ourselves." This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. He's died eight times. He's not done yet. D-Lo Graves grew up in the Marrow-a housing project where the streetlights don't work, the elevators smell like death, and black SUVs cruise through like sharks circling blood in the water. When the Green Flash lit up the sky and gave certain people impossible abilities, D-Lo discovered his gift: he can't stay dead. But every resurrection costs him something. Memories. Feelings. Pieces of who he used to be. Now the people hunting him have a name: the Trust. They take people with powers. They don't bring them back. When D-Lo's best friend is murdered and his little sister starts showing signs of abilities, he realizes the Trust isn't just watching the Marrow-they're harvesting it. And D-Lo is done being a victim. "The cost of survival when you can't stay dead." Armed with nothing but his resurrection, his wits, and a handful of allies who've learned to fight back, D-Lo must become something he never wanted to be: a leader, a soldier, and the last line of defense for everyone he loves. THE GUTTERVERSE: BOOK ONE - RELOAD is a pulse-pounding urban fantasy that combines the gritty authenticity of The Wire with the superhuman stakes of Marvel's Luke Cage. Perfect for fans of N.K. Jemisin, Tracy Deonn, and Rebecca Roanhorse. In the Marrow, death isn't the end. It's just the reload. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

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Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. Amazon Book DescriptionGuttersea don't sleep. It just closes one eye and watches you with the other.In the gutter temples of Ashvein, magic is just another hustle. Ether-refined divine essence-flows through the streets like poison and prayer combined. The rich use it to party. The poor use it to survive. And everyone pays the price.Ash is a street prophet running out of time.Every miracle he speaks in the Relic Tongue costs years off his life. Every prayer he answers brings him closer to a grave he's been digging since his brother died in his arms. At twenty-three, he looks thirty-five. By thirty, he'll be dust.He should walk away. He can't.When a simple heist goes sideways, Ash finds himself holding a shard of the Crown-a shattered divine relic that hasn't been whole in a thousand years. Now Parliament wants it. The crime lords want it. The Velvet Order wants it.And the Crown itself? It wants him.Hunted by holy assassins, betrayed by allies, and bound to a power that's consuming him from the inside out, Ash must navigate a war between a crime queen who built her empire on addiction, a spy whose magical bindings hide dangerous secrets, and a corrupt church that will burn the city to control the Crown.As the shards awaken, Ash faces an impossible choice: let the power consume him, or become something the streets have never seen-a prophet who doesn't just pray for miracles.He becomes one.BLOOD & SCRIPTURE is the explosive first novel in The Hood & The Halo Trilogy-a genre-defying blend of urban fantasy and street lit for readers who love The Rage of Dragons, The City We Became, and Jade City.Magic in the streets. Scripture in the shadows. Blood on the crown. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. THEY KILLED HIS BROTHER. NOW THE WHOLE GALAXY WILL BURN.Nova DeLeon grew up in the Verge-a lawless space station where the Federation dumps its unwanted. Half-human, half-alien, he learned the rules early: trust nobody, protect your own, and never expect justice from people who don't see you as human.When a Federation lieutenant murders his little brother and walks away untouched, Nova doesn't file a complaint.He loads his gun. And he makes a promise.But revenge opens doors that can't be closed. Behind Ky's death lies something monstrous-black sites where thousands vanish. Experiments too horrific to imagine. A genocide hidden in plain sight.Now Nova holds the evidence that could burn it all down. The Federation wants him dead. And the only people standing between him and an army are his ride-or-die crew.To survive, Nova must become more than a man seeking vengeance.He must become the spark that ignites a revolution. For fans of The Expanse, Wahida Clark, and John Wick Authentic street voice meets galaxy-spanning conspiracy The first book in the GALACTIC TRAP LORDS trilogyThe streets went interstellar. Are you ready? Mature content: Explicit language, violence, sexual content. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

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Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. "The man across from Solomon Nyx was going to die in six days."Solomon knows this the way you know when a glass is about to fall-with absolute, unwanted certainty. He sees the threads of death connected to everyone around him, dark filaments stretching toward endings he can't prevent.After his sister Naomi is murdered under mysterious circumstances, Solomon flees Chicago for Tokyo, hoping distance might silence the whispers in the dark. Instead, his abilities amplify. The shadows respond to his presence. And something ancient has begun to take notice.Enter a world where myths are real-and dangerous.When operatives from a shadowy organization called the Fate-Weavers corner him in a Tokyo alley, Solomon is saved by Akari Tanaka, a woman who wields light the way he wields darkness. She introduces him to the truth: Solomon carries a myth-seed, a fragment of archetypal power passed down through generations. His particular seed connects him to Death itself.He is becoming a Reaper.But power always comes with a price.The Fate-Weavers want to control him. The Prometheus Initiative wants to extract what's inside him-even if that means destroying who he is. And beneath both organizations lurks something older and more terrifying: the Dreamer, an entity that feeds on transformed consciousness and has been shaping humanity's myths since before recorded history.To survive, Solomon must master abilities he never wanted. To find justice for Naomi, he'll have to confront secrets that powerful people have killed to protect. And to remain human, he'll need to prove that a Reaper can be something other than a monster.Shadows Do Not Die is the first book in the Solomon Nyx series-a dark urban fantasy that blends the mythological intrigue of American Gods with the supernatural noir of The Dresden Files. Set against the neon-lit streets of Tokyo and the shadows that gather between them, it's a story about power, choice, and refusing to become what others expect you to be.For readers who like their fantasy dark, their protagonists morally complex, and their mythology reimagined for the modern world. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Delivered from our UK warehouse in 4 to 14 business days. THIS BOOK IS PRINTED ON DEMAND. Established seller since 2000.

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