Isbn: 9798266795464 - when the nude beach gets awkward...: my top 5 most cringey, awkward, and yet hilarious real-life nude beach stories from around the world!!! (5 risultati)

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

PAP. Condizione: New. New Book. Shipped from UK. Established seller since 2000.

Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. Ever wondered what happens when you take off all your clothes. and all your dignity. in front of complete strangers? Spoiler: it's not a spiritual awakening. It's belly flops, fart solos, tramp stamp dolphins, and one man in Miami with a cooler full of pickles who may or may not be the Antichrist of brine.In this completely unhinged collection of true nude adventures, Kristin (a 38-year-old Pacific Northwest suburbanite with too many ex-boyfriends, a Persian cat named Donna, and a Volvo she insists is the "perfect nudist car") lays bare the chaos of naked living around the world.From being farted on in Cap d'Agde, to inventing the first-ever "ass percussion concert" in Maui, to losing a volleyball match to her own boobs in Spain, Kristin proves that body confidence doesn't come from looking perfect.it comes from surviving public humiliation while your ass jiggles to a drumbeat.Highlights include: Kevin, the man who thought beer farts were foreplaySusan, whose farting is now considered a sacred percussion instrument in at least three countriesTanya, whose dolphin tramp stamp has become a recurring villain in Kristin's life storyPickle Paul, who turned a Miami nude beach into a briny religious revivalIf you're looking for highbrow philosophy, keep scrolling. But if you want to laugh until you choke on your own Spanx while secretly considering throwing them away forever, then this is the naked, messy, ridiculous gospel you didn't know you needed.Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggling, spontaneous butt clapping, and the urge to tell strangers about your own nude disasters.Scroll up, grab your copy, and join Kristin in the only church where everyone is welcome and pants are strictly forbidden. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from multiple locations in the US or from the UK, depending on stock availability.…

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Paperback. Condizione: new. Paperback. Ever wondered what happens when you take off all your clothes. and all your dignity. in front of complete strangers? Spoiler: it's not a spiritual awakening. It's belly flops, fart solos, tramp stamp dolphins, and one man in Miami with a cooler full of pickles who may or may not be the Antichrist of brine.In this completely unhinged collection of true nude adventures, Kristin (a 38-year-old Pacific Northwest suburbanite with too many ex-boyfriends, a Persian cat named Donna, and a Volvo she insists is the "perfect nudist car") lays bare the chaos of naked living around the world.From being farted on in Cap d'Agde, to inventing the first-ever "ass percussion concert" in Maui, to losing a volleyball match to her own boobs in Spain, Kristin proves that body confidence doesn't come from looking perfect.it comes from surviving public humiliation while your ass jiggles to a drumbeat.Highlights include: Kevin, the man who thought beer farts were foreplaySusan, whose farting is now considered a sacred percussion instrument in at least three countriesTanya, whose dolphin tramp stamp has become a recurring villain in Kristin's life storyPickle Paul, who turned a Miami nude beach into a briny religious revivalIf you're looking for highbrow philosophy, keep scrolling. But if you want to laugh until you choke on your own Spanx while secretly considering throwing them away forever, then this is the naked, messy, ridiculous gospel you didn't know you needed.Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggling, spontaneous butt clapping, and the urge to tell strangers about your own nude disasters.Scroll up, grab your copy, and join Kristin in the only church where everyone is welcome and pants are strictly forbidden. This item is printed on demand. Shipping may be from our UK warehouse or from our Australian or US warehouses, depending on stock availability.…